SWT
Edith's mail yesterday included her first invitation to join a singles' dating service.
Me: SWF, blonde, blue-eyed, curvy petite. Youthful-looking. Love flags, stairs. Currently incontinent but aspire to potty training.
You: Age 6 months-3 years, ambulatory a plus. Must be funny and energetic, a go-go-go type. Need not speak English to apply.
Take me out for a spin in your Bugaboo. We'll blow zerberts and dine on bananas and whole milk under the stars, before heading back to my crib or yours.
3 comments:
This is so funny. Thanks for the pick me up, much needed after at 4:50 am start to my day today!
Oh man, too funny. I especially love the currently incontinent bit.
Hmm... think Edith can help me write mine? ;)
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