Jingle Baby
If your band has booked a gig and is looking for an opening act, consider the one and only Jingle Baby.
Truly the one and only. As the narrator for this evening's holiday concert of the Dupree Center for Children announced the opening number, she said, "This song will be performed by the littlest--and certainly the bravest--angel."
"Angel" singular?
Yep.
The other three members of Edith's class didn't show up, so she took the stage alone. Well, except for her backup band, of course. Or rather, her backup carriers.
Ms. B carried her to center stage, while Ms. C followed closely. Edith had bells around her wrists and ankles. And as "Jingle Bells" began to play, Ms. B began to shake Edith (gently) in time to the song.
She stared out at the audience confidently. She did not squirm. She did not cry. And mercifully--considering the physical demands of the number--she did not spit up.
Jingle Baby will be taking her show on the road. Book now.
3 comments:
Please tell me you're posting pictures for this one!
If Jingle Baby still has an opening on the evening of December 24th, we would like to engage her services at a dinner gala in Chapel Hill, NC. Please forward information ASAP as to her fees and sound system specs (would a live chorus be acceptable)? Anxiously awaiting your reply.
hee. Jingle Baby is awesome. And Bestemor is pretty darn funny, too. :)
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